Do Dragons Drink Tea?

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pemberleyromance:

Pride and Prejudice, 1949 John C. Winston edition, illustrated by Douglas Warner Gorsline

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iron-bae:

thepacificrimjob:

kaciart:

another-side-o-me:

Meet Clyde…

I don’t know what I was expecting

i expected cute noises

This video must have come up on my dash at least 5 times before I watched it because I knew I wouldn’t be able to handle it

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Asker Anonymous Asks:
Would you rather it would rain rockets like in israel or a rain of huntsman spiders?
the-fourteenth-dwarf the-fourteenth-dwarf Said:

tomtenacious:

huntsman spiders are the bros of the spider kingdom.

see this shit?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sydney_funnel-web_spider

these spiders will fuck your shit up. One day I was helping my dad clean the pool and there was a sydney motherfucking funnel-web spider on the bottom of the pool, alive, waiting.

they do this thing where they can form a bubble of air, and they fucking scuba dive with that shit. if you scare them, you have to be careful because they will run at you and bite you until they are confident you will die. 

so dad proceeds do several things i’ve never seen him do before or since, he:

  • starts visibly sweating and considering his escape options,
  • takes a fucking knee in front of me, and
  • tells me never to tell anyone else in the house what we found today.

then he gets the pool net and attacks the spider with a 2 meter long pole and disposes of the body.

huntsman spiders don’t spin webs because what fucking badass needs a web to catch stupid bugs? not these guys. their bites contain no venom because only losers fight dirty. and they proceed to go to pound town on all cockroaches that cause you grief because huntsman spiders know who the real bad guys are, and it ain’t the humans.

so let it rain huntsman spiders, shit, send me the huntsman spiders you don’t want in the fucking mail. they all have a home with me.

madison-paige-phaniels:

isolatedsystem:

iwishihadafather:

when british people say “maths” i laugh because thats fucking stupid

when american people say “math” i laugh because thats fucking stupid

when teachers say math i cry because i’m fucking stupid

(via chanson-egocentrique)

greysexualgreywarden:

Dragon Age continuity. Saving this for myself but feel free to reblog it.

greysexualgreywarden:

Dragon Age continuity. Saving this for myself but feel free to reblog it.

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Men must be free to do as they believe. It is not our right to punish one for thinking what he does, no matter how much we disagree. Teach them right from wrong. It must be knowledge that frees them, not force.

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  • me seeing a video game: ok but can I play as a girl?

thewalkerqueen:

quick everyone look at my husband

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nixxie-fic:

Beautiful photoshoot of the Harry Potter Cast - by Sarah Dunn - (x)

Happy September 1st, Folks - New term starts at Hogwarts! Which house would you like to be sorted into?

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thisisperfectlyridiculous:

d-o-r-ia-n:

little-crazy-misha-minion:

thereaintnorestforthefandoms:

queen-of-the-rising-demons:

The Four Founders of Hogwarts.

This fucked me up for a good 5 minutes.

oh

Oh God…

OHH

THERE IS NO WAY THIS WAS NOT ON PURPOSE

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